"Servant! Please call me a coach. - Yes, sir. You are a coach!"; "Did your father help you do your homework? No, he did it all by himself."; "If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?"; "Do you want to hear a dirty joke ? A white horse fell in the mud."; "What do you call a deer with no eyes ? - I have no I-Deer!"; "My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg called Sam. So I asked him 'What was the name of his other leg?' "; "Did you hear about the Lich who walked into frodo's bar? He ordered a cup of beer and a mup."; "If whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?"